PPG and RRB: Sophomore Adventures Scene XXVI

SCENE XXVI
Setting: Present Day.  PowerPuff Girls beating up the Gang Green Gang/RowdyRuff Boys' living room.

Buttercup: Take that, Ace!  (Buttercup kicks Ace in the stomach)

Ace: Oomph! (gets kicked into the brick wall)

Bubbles: Hi, Big Billy!  (punches him in the jaw and he flies into the wall next to Ace.)

Big Billy: Ohhh!

Blossom: Taste this!  (throws Little Arturo against the wall)

Little Arturo: Ugh!

(The girls beat up the rest of the Gang Green Gang)

(The PowerPuff Girls turn around to leave but see the RowdyRuff Boys standing there with evil grins on their faces and their arms crossed.)

Buttercup: Oh, God, what do you guys want?!

Blossom: Yeah, why can't you guys leave us alone?!

Bubbles: (glares and crosses her arms)

Brick: Boys…it's time to serve it up.

(Boomer and Butch turn to grin evilly at each other)

(The boys fly very quickly around the girls and tie up their counterparts.)

(Brick takes Blossom, Boomer takes Bubbles, and Butch takes Buttercup to their house.)

Bubbles: Untie us!

Blossom: Let us go!

Buttercup: I'm going to kill all of you!

(They land the boys' house and the boys take the girls into their living room.)

Bubbles: What are you going to do to us.? (<--small voice)

Boomer: (kneels to see her eye-to-eye and strokes her cheek and smiles kindly) Don't you worry.

Bubbles: (smiles)

Butch: Oh, my God, Boomer.  Cut the mushy stuff.

Boomer: (turns and glares at Butch and stands up)

Brick: Are you guys okay?

Buttercup: Are we okay?!  You guys just tied us up and freaking kidnapped us!  And you ask if we're okay?!

Brick: Apparently not.

Blossom: Why'd you guys kidnap us, anyway?

(the boys look at each other)

Brick: Should we tell them?

Butch: Duh.

Boomer: I don't wanna worry Bubbles.

Bubbles: Just tell us!!!

(everyone stares at Bubbles with eyebrows raised and surprised looks.)

Bubbles: I mean…tell us?  Heh… (smiles embarrassedly)

Boomer: (turns to Butch and Brick) Isn't she so cute?!

Butch: More like a freak.

Boomer: More like cute.

Butch: More like--

Brick: Dudes!  Are we telling them or not?

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: Yes!!!

(Brick, Boomer, and Butch jump and look at the girls)

Boomer: I think they answered your question Brick.

Butch: Yeah, tell 'em, Brick.

Brick: (scratches the back of his head and looks nervous) Well, uh, you see, uh, Him wants to get revenge on us…so he's gonna try to
destroy you guys.

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: What?!

Brick: Yeah…

Buttercup: Why would he wanna destroy us to get revenge on you… Ooohhhh.

(Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup look at each other with sly smiles and a raised eyebrow)

(Brick, Boomer, and Butch make nervous faces)

Butch: Well, uh, what can we say?  (scratches the back of his head nervously)

Bubbles: You liiiiike us.

(Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup giggle)

Blossom: But why are we here?

Brick: So we can protect you.

Blossom: We're the PowerPuff Girls.  We don't need your protection.

Bubbles: Ohhh, please can we stay with them, Blossom?!

(Blossom and Buttercup raise an eyebrow at Bubbles)

Buttercup: Why would you want to?

Bubbles: 'Cause I think Boomer's cute!

Buttercup: Eck!  (hangs her head angrily)

Blossom: You guys really want to protect us?

Brick: Yes.

Blossom: Ergh…fine.  We'll stay.  Just tell the Professor, would you?

Brick: Oh, we did…

Blossom: You what.

Brick: We left him a note on our way to find you guys…heh…

Blossom: Brick!

Brick: What?!

Blossom: God!

Brick: Well, we were gonna take you anyway.

Blossom: You're such an ah--

Bubbles: Don't swear!

Blossom: I…ergh.  Look, will you just let us out?  We'll let you guys protect us or whatever you wanted to do.

Buttercup: Are you kidding me?!  Once they untie me, I'm outta here!

(The boys look at each other)

Boomer: Well, I don't care what you guys say, I'm letting Bubbles out.

Brick: I'm still iffy about Blossom.

Butch: Buttercup's not getting out.

Buttercup: We're right here, idiots!

Butch: Shut it, we know!

Buttercup: You wonder why I wanna get out of here so bad!

Blossom: Badly.

Buttercup: (turns and looks at Blossom with disgust)  What?

Blossom: Badly is correct grammar, not bad.

Buttercup: I don't care!

Blossom: Well, I do!

Bubbles: Stop fighting!  You're embarrassing all of us in front of them!

Buttercup: So?!

Bubbles: I don't want them to think they just put a whole ton of trouble on themselves.

Butch: I knew Butterfingers was trouble the first time I saw her.

Boomer: And you were yelling at me for being mushy.

Brick: If we're gonna let them out, let's just do it now.

Butch: I'll wait a little while to let Buttercup out.

Boomer: (cuts the ropes off Bubbles)

Bubbles: Thank you.  (smiles warmly)

Boomer: (blushes) Uh, yeah, no problem.

Brick: (cuts the ropes off Blossom)  Happy, Pinky?

Blossom: Whatever.  So what are we supposed to do?

Brick: Don't leave our sight and stay at our house after school.

Bubbles: But I want to see the Professor…

Boomer: You will.  (smiles at her)

Bubbles: (wraps her arms around Boomer's waist and hugs him close to her and presses her head to his side)

Boomer: (puts his arm around her shoulders and pulls her closer)

Butch: God, you guys are mushy.

Buttercup: Get a room.

Blossom: (whispers in Brick's ear) They're so gonna end up kissing.

Brick: No, duh.  (<--whispers back)

Blossom: (whispering) They're so cute.

Brick: (whispering) Yeah, whatever.

Blossom: (punches him playfully in the chest)

Brick: (grabs Blossom's hand when she punches him)

Blossom: (looks up at Brick's face when he grabs her hand)

Brick: (makes a guilty smile and intertwines his fingers with his)

Blossom: And you say I'm a nerd.  Cheesy romanticist.  (sticks her tongue out at Brick but lays her head on his chest)

Butch and Buttercup: Ew.

Blossom, Brick, Bubbles, and Boomer: Oh, just kiss already!

Buttercup: Why would we do that?!

Butch: They're just idiots.

Boomer: We'll show you idiots!

Brick: (makes a blank face and hits him in the face)  You're stupid.

Boomer: Hey!

Bubbles: He's not stupid.

Boomer: (looks down at Bubbles, still in said position, and smiles) Thank you, Bubbles.

Bubbles: (looks up at Boomer and smiles back) You're welcome.

Buttercup: You guys are nasty.

Butch: No, really?  You just noticed?

Buttercup: No, but you probably just did.

Butch: (glares at Buttercup) You callin' me stupid, Butterfingers?

Buttercup: I was.  Apparently you're smart enough to figure that out.

Butch: Why I oughta….

Brick: Butch, chill.  We're here to protect them, not destroy them.

Butch: (growls) Fine.  (gets out of Buttercup's face and sits down next to her with his arms crossed and a scowl atop his face.)

Boomer: So…how exactly do we protect them?

Brick: I said, we don't let them out of our sight.

Boomer: That'll be easy.

Butch: Ew.

Brick: Shut up and stop fighting.

Boomer and Butch: Make us.

Brick: (glares at them harshly) I will.

Butch: (rolls his eyes)

Boomer: (raises his eyebrows)

Butch: Boomer, you're not actually scared of him are you?

Boomer: What?  No.  I just don't wanna get beat up by him in front of Bubbles.

Butch: (rolls his eyes)

Bubbles: Don't worry.  I'd pound his head into the wall before he did that.

Boomer: Aww, thanks.

Brick: Hey, let's go show them around the house, Boomer.

Boomer: Sounds fine.

(Brick, Blossom, Boomer, and Bubbles walk out of the room, leaving Butch and Buttercup alone.)

Buttercup: Don't leave me alone with him!  Come back!  (sighs angrily) Great.

Butch: (sits in front of her in a sexualish pose)  I'm not that bad, sugar.

Buttercup: Are you kidding me?  You're worse than bad.  You're horrible.

Butch: C'mon, doll.  Just give me a chance.  (moves his face closer to hers)  Just a kiss.

Buttercup: (smiles sexily) Just a kiss huh?

Butch: More if you want.  (smiles back sexily)

Buttercup: More like more if you want.  (moves her lips closer to his then kicks him in the balls)  

Butch: Oooohhh!  (clutching his…yeah, that area)

Buttercup: I'm not stupid, you godforsaken horn-dog.  Now get the hell outta my face before I beat you harder.

Butch: Crazy freak!  What the hell was that for?!

Buttercup: Trying to get in my pants!

Butch: What did you expect?!  And you can forget getting untied!  Go ahead and suffer like a…a…

Buttercup: Oh, my God, someone call the news.  Butch is at a loss for insults.  Ho.  Ly.  Crap.

Butch: Shut up!

Buttercup: Aw, is widdle Butch embawassed?

Butch: Buttercup, I'm going to f-ing kill you!

Buttercup: Not if I kill you first.

Butch: Ack!  (storms out of the room with his hand still over his crotch)

Buttercup: Now you see how I feel!  (chuckles)


End of Scene XXVI